Due to the recent recall of Toyota cars, we here at IKYCITB's are urging all celebrities who drive a Toyota... "PROTECT YOUR BALLS, SELL THAT TOYOTA!!" Here is our TOP 10 list of celebrities who need to find a new home for their balls:
10. Miley Cyrus: Now in stock...Hannah Montana Car Balls! (available in pink/black/blue)
9. Orlando Bloom: Why does Orlando park his car on his front lawn? To show off his Car Balls.
8. Adrian Grenier: On the next season of Entourage, Vince loses his entourage, and finds that he has just as much fun with only one of his Car Balls and 30 strippers.
7. Raven: Commemorative Raven Car Ball Earrings.
6. Ryan Reynolds: Did you see Van Wilder? Yeah me too. Car Balls.
5. Giovanni Ribisi: That man on the right, just waxed Giovanni's Car Balls and real balls.
4. Leonardo DiCaprio: Said a freezing Leo to his Car Balls, "Never Let Go!"
3. Larry David: A scary ceremony, the passing of the car, and the equipment that comes with it.
2. Cameron Diaz: There's Something About Cameron that makes me think her Car Balls are really Justin Timberlakes balls.
1. Keanu Reeves: Keanu has Matrix Car Balls, so as long as he can dodge cars like he can bullets, his balls will be just fine.
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