Thanks to the heads up from Mr. Tom Capps, this little video came to IKYCITB's attention. The downgrading of America's credit rating has a lot of people down. America is great at a lot of things, one thing that stands out- Truck Nuts. Check out this enjoyable video, that we enjoy whole heartedly. Well done Conan, well done America! (video here)
Hope things have been swinging high enough off the ground that they haven't been kicked! Here is the first installment of a web series about an unruly employee who just never stops kickin' her manager in the (metaphoric) balls. Enjoy the video HERE!
Three months with no car balls. My fault. Moving to the big city is a lot of work, but got-damn has it made my life 8thousand times easier. Hopefully we'll be featuring a shit ton of car balls sightings in the near future, and if not then we'll have to think of something else probably.
While we wait for some photos to come in, check out this rad dog we saw driving in his escalade on Saturday, all rockin' some blue goggles and a jersey.
Additionally, there's a new Deep Traffic tonight at the Magnet Theatre, so if you like comedy and are in NYC you should probably go. There is a strong possibility of free pizza!
There's nothing like a warm greeting from another blog about balls to shine your turnip on a cold winter day. I don't know what that means, but check out this other blog our good friend Jon Pack (one half of Rue Brutalia) just linked to on Facebook.
Here at IKYC we love Eating, Turkey and Eating Turkey. That's why Thanksgiving is such a great time to thank your car balls for everything that they have done for you. Not only have they attracted many curious onlookers, but they have also declared who you are to most of the world. You're a turkey loving, gun slinging Car Balls lover and we salute you. Now go eat some meat!
This week U.S. scientists said that it would be impossible for the Taliban to train monkeys to shoot machine guns. Thank you scientists for this realistic information that proves Zoo's were wrong in posting signs that read, "Please Do Not Give The Monkey's Machine Guns". The idea of Gun Slinging Murder Monkeys still gets our Car Balls nod, because in a perfect world, if monkey could use guns, we'd all be much safer.
Well dear readers the day has finally come. I've said numerous times that since we started this blog, the prominence of Car Balls in the world of today had seemed to have declined...drastically. I had hardly, if even ONCE, seen an actual pair of "danglers" from below a bumper. Now I know there is a fair level of sarcasm inherent in this site, but I think, for serious, for absolute realiousness, forever, I have been converted. CarBallz4Lyfe.
A quick follow up to the "What Do You Name A Guitar" post, I just came across these basses which not only look BADASS, but incorporate an important part of the male anatomy into what we already know as a phallic extension of musicianship: The Balls.