Car balls sightings of the week

Yes, sightingS. Two within one week, an ideal number.

The first pair was spotted on LIE 495 on Sunday. I managed to snap a couple crappy phone shots while swerving through traffic following this guy.

"I'm just trying to take a picture of your balls!"

The second came in moments ago from our lady on the street, Ms. Flying Buttress of Death Metal herself, Darth Bean.

"I'm also just trying to take a picture of your balls, but obviously with a phone that has a higher megapixel count while driving with regards to safety."

Car Balls of The Week

Here at IKYCITB, we're endlessly toiling over who has the biggest car balls. The bigger the better right? I mean, guys, you can't be a REAL man until you've proven how big yer nuts are. And what better way to express that by displaying your balls on the back of your car?

That's why this week's Car Balls of The Week goes to this guy, whoever he is. In reality he's proven that his balls are microscopic when compared to his car. Nice one, man.

CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK

Commisioner Don "Moose" Lewis says he is going to start an all white basketball league this summer. "Moose" says he doesn't hate people of color, he just doesn't want them on his basketball court. Don...Wear your Car Balls proudly. Article.

CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK

Hugh Hefner is an 83-year old man who broke up with 2 out of 3 of his 23 year old Playboy girlfriends this week. Hefner's bold, "I don't need twins, I'll just sleep with one Playboy model," is an example that all Americans should take. When you're dead, no one is going to remember how many super models you bedded at one time, they're going to remember which supermodel you died making love to. For that bold choice, Hefner earns IKYCITB's: CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK. Nice going Hef, take care of your balls.