AAA TRUCK NUTS

Thanks to the heads up from Mr. Tom Capps, this little video came to IKYCITB's attention. The downgrading of America's credit rating has a lot of people down. America is great at a lot of things, one thing that stands out- Truck Nuts. Check out this enjoyable video, that we enjoy whole heartedly. Well done Conan, well done America! (video here)

SIGN OF THE WEEK

Barack Obama is our President, and that makes a lot of people happy, including the remaining "rebels" down South. These are people who crack a bud heavy on a Tuesday afternoon while sitting in the back of their Ford truck while their Car Balls hang in the air like a confederate flag with Barry Obama's face on it. These are reformed rebels, they aren't racist, they are "race conscious" (a less obvious form a racism). Giggle at their flags and give their Car Balls a love tap for us.

(Via Daily What)

CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK

Commisioner Don "Moose" Lewis says he is going to start an all white basketball league this summer. "Moose" says he doesn't hate people of color, he just doesn't want them on his basketball court. Don...Wear your Car Balls proudly. Article.

CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK

Hugh Hefner is an 83-year old man who broke up with 2 out of 3 of his 23 year old Playboy girlfriends this week. Hefner's bold, "I don't need twins, I'll just sleep with one Playboy model," is an example that all Americans should take. When you're dead, no one is going to remember how many super models you bedded at one time, they're going to remember which supermodel you died making love to. For that bold choice, Hefner earns IKYCITB's: CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK. Nice going Hef, take care of your balls.

The Audacity of Automotive Testicles

Let's just put this out there, Car Balls are essential to the world as we know it. Without balls, our cars wouldn't work, and without cars we wouldn't be alive. So let's face it, we need cars, cars need their balls, therefore, Americans need Car Balls. We are not here to protect the sanctity of marriage, God, or the United States Treasury Department, we are here to break balls, Car Balls. Buckle up, we're about to kick your car in the balls. Join us...won't you?