Maximum Strength 666

Man, allergies have really been kicking my balls lately. Let's see if I can harness the power of the Dark Lord to kick spring time in the balls with...

Bad Employee Episode 2

Bad Employee

Hey Car Ballers,

Hope things have been swinging high enough off the ground that they haven't been kicked! Here is the first installment of a web series about an unruly employee who just never stops kickin' her manager in the (metaphoric) balls. Enjoy the video HERE!

Car Dogz

Three months with no car balls. My fault. Moving to the big city is a lot of work, but got-damn has it made my life 8thousand times easier. Hopefully we'll be featuring a shit ton of car balls sightings in the near future, and if not then we'll have to think of something else probably.

While we wait for some photos to come in, check out this rad dog we saw driving in his escalade on Saturday, all rockin' some blue goggles and a jersey.


Additionally, there's a new Deep Traffic tonight at the Magnet Theatre, so if you like comedy and are in NYC you should probably go. There is a strong possibility of free pizza!