CARS THAT NEED BALLS

If these cars don't have balls, then no car should have them.

Pig's In A Blanket

I wonder what else Pigs can breed with, humans?

GETTING STARTED WITH GRAFFITI

Folks, people don't graffiti enough. Graffiti can be pretty pointless sometimes, but other times, it can bend reality. Here are 3 short steps to getting started with graffiti and what your first projects should be.

1. Buy your spray paint at a conveniently placed Graffiti Vending Machine.

2. Create something that might make someone question whether there really is a truck coming

out of a cartoon bears mouth.

3. Make graffiti that people might associate with: "Plug it in, Plug it in."

Text Of The Week: 1992 Nissan Maxima

From Tom C: "Just saw some car balls on a 1992 Nissan Maxima. It's almost like spotting a tranny hooker. Somethings just shouldn't have balls."

Some things should not have car balls, and we here are IKYCITB agree that a 1992 Nissan Maxima is one of them. Unfortunately, we are not the controller of Car Balls (yet), so if you see this car with Car Balls, be sure to give them a good Kick for us.