HOTEL BALLS

I didn't think it was possible for the Holiday Inn to be better. Then I stayed there and saw that they have dank continental breakfasts, great night by night deals and giant Hotel Bed Balls. This bed is saying, "Hey Marriot, Motel 6, Hilton...check ouuuttt these Beeeeeddddd Baaaallsss." IKYC sees that and supports that, well done.

Gibson on Kimmel

This is a great interview with Mel Gibson...and an even better trailer.

Car Balls of The Week

Here at IKYCITB, we're endlessly toiling over who has the biggest car balls. The bigger the better right? I mean, guys, you can't be a REAL man until you've proven how big yer nuts are. And what better way to express that by displaying your balls on the back of your car?

That's why this week's Car Balls of The Week goes to this guy, whoever he is. In reality he's proven that his balls are microscopic when compared to his car. Nice one, man.

PEE WEE HELPS CONAN

This is the best Conan O'Brien and Pee Wee Herman Scene IKYCITB's has seen all year. Every problem needs a little Pee Wee.

I met my wife on jamieoliver.com!!

About three months ago I was a loser who spent his days reading recipes on the British Chef Jamie Oliver’s website. But thanks to Jamie Oliver's new dating service, I am now engaged to a wino who loves Jamie Oliver just as much as I do! Fact: Food + Jamie Oliver= Love!

LINK.

CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK

Commisioner Don "Moose" Lewis says he is going to start an all white basketball league this summer. "Moose" says he doesn't hate people of color, he just doesn't want them on his basketball court. Don...Wear your Car Balls proudly. Article.

Ode to Conan

This is a great Op-Ed written in 1993 about O'Brien's debut on "Late Night". Perfectly written, and wonderfully topical.

Good Things Lay Ahead.

British Protection

A few British Police officers taking advantage of the cold snap, after this they made snow "officers" with uniforms and went ice skating on their bayonets.

CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK

Hugh Hefner is an 83-year old man who broke up with 2 out of 3 of his 23 year old Playboy girlfriends this week. Hefner's bold, "I don't need twins, I'll just sleep with one Playboy model," is an example that all Americans should take. When you're dead, no one is going to remember how many super models you bedded at one time, they're going to remember which supermodel you died making love to. For that bold choice, Hefner earns IKYCITB's: CAR BALLS OF THE WEEK. Nice going Hef, take care of your balls.

KIMMEL VS. LENO

TRIUMPH

This week a Florida mayor totaled his town’s new fire truck after illegally driving it at an unusually early time. He is not personally being held responsible for wasting everyone’s time and money, but Conan O'Brien is.

It Is It: A Comedy Series

We here at IKYCITB are big on stand-up comedy. In fact, our very own This Guy (aka Willy Appelman) is involved with and performs at IT IS IT: A Comedy Series hosted by Adam Lowitt (of The Daily Show). This Guy (Willy) will be performing this coming Monday the 18th at Piano's in NYC. Show starts at 8, it's totally FREE, and it's totally hilarious. Visit the Facebook page for more info/performers/blow jobs*.


*Blow jobs not guaranteed.

Shania Twain has done it again!

Shania...IKYCITB congratulates you on your latest milestone!

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/01/02/arts/AP-OLY-Shania-Twain-Torch.html